With the babes put to bed and Hubby at work, I decided to leave the house a mess and watched the movie What to Expect When you’re Expecting. I thought it was going to be all cutesy with babies and puppies, and then I was introduced to “The Dudes Group.” What I would like to know is if this actually exists, or is it purely a myth, like unicorns. From what I can gather, this is a baby date injected with testosterone. Rather than discuss which cloth diapers are best, or what color is considered normal for poop, as we mothers tend to do, fathers get together and exchange notes on screw ups and let each other know it’s ok. They pump each other up so that they feel bad ass even though they’re power walking with puke on their shoulder and a baby strapped to their chest.
All I can say is that if there are any dudes groups out there, someone please invite my husband to join. I think he could use the support from guys who understand, and who will be convincing when they say:
“You’re not useless, you just don’t have boobs.”
Check out “The Dudes Group” here:
Have a great week!